Top Ten Father Corapi Facts.
10. When Father Corapi does push-ups, he doesn’t push up. He pushes the world down.
9. Father Corapi doesn’t sleep. He waits.
8. Father Corapi makes onions cry.
7. Father Corapi keeps a night light on when he goes to bed, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
6. Superman wears Father Corapi Pajamas.
5. Father Corapi doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
4. Every night before going to bed, the Boogeyman checks under his bed for Father Corapi.
3. Father Corapi can lead a horse to water and Make it drink.
2. Father Corapi’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Father Corapi.
1. Father Corapi went to Burger King and ordered a Big M ac and he got it.
HT: Patrick Madrid
